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This is me

i feel like john hughes and jane austen are hanging out together in the afterlife, gleefully cackling over all of the ridiculously high romantic expectations they’ve created.

These words by Poshdeluxe at Forever Young Adult basically describe my life.

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É tudo uma questão de contexto…

Lesson learned. No man will ever chase after you if he has a full beer in his hand. This also goes for lap dances, a high score on Halo or a pizza delivered by Megan Fox.

(daqui)

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Google Talking with my sister

Ana
e POHA, só tem Up dublado

Clau

poha

Ana

então pelo menos vamos ver 3D

Clau

ñ tem nenhuma versão legendada?

Ana

nope

Clau

wtf

Ana

só tem dublado normal e dublado 3D
É PRA CRIANÇA E CRIANÇA NÃO SABE LER, D’UH

Clau

eu não sou retardada e gostaria de ver na linguagem original, kthxbai
então me diz pq que tinha um BEBÊ VENDO O SENHOR DOS ANÉIS, POHAAA

Ana

POHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Clau

*bum*

Ana

pq ao contrário de ti, os pais do bebê SÃO retardados

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Dream for an insomniac

frankie

“Settle? You said ‘settle’. Settle for anything and you’re doomed. My biggest fear in life was being mediocre. We can’t be willing to settle for anything, especially for less than we deserve. We watch other people live out their dreams instead… Instead of invest in dreams of our own. We should strike for greatness, life is too short. We must make it extraordinary and never settle for anything less than extraordinary or else… Life would suck. It might suck anyway, but it’s better to suck with integrity, right?”

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